Saturday, May 21, Blind Vice! Newest BV from Ted Blind Vice! Super-Duper Cooper Peeved About Poop Scoop We've filled you in on lots of the gross-out goss that goes on behind Vice stars' closed doors, and now one of the stinkiest celebs has finally caught a whiff of his own dirty laundry. We're sure you can guess who, too Super-Duper Cooper , the superstar who likes his nookie with a side of No. And when SDC caught wind that we were blabbing about his penchant for poo, he wasn't too pleased: 'Cause the dude's going out of his way to make sure hotel insiders don't snitch to us again!
See, Coop was set to make his return to Sin City—and his smelly sexcapades, we're sure—but didn't want to leave a tell-all trail this time. So like any good celeb worth their A-list status, he had his people take care of it. We're advised that Coop's assistant called up every million-dollar, high-rise hotel the star has stayed in, including the hotel our partic chatty friend works at, and had a conversation that goes a little something like this: "Hello! Hope you've been well!
How are the kids? Blah blah blah, by the way, have you heard any rumors about Super-Duper Cooper lately? They don't understand him because Coop is irreverent. Hm, wonder if he'll be sure to clean up after himself this time. Listen up, Coop, as long as you keep being so careless with your feces fun, I'll be sure to blab it. We can both be irreverent in that way, huh? But thanks for reading the blolumn!
And for the record, you've kissed women my age and sure seemed to get off on it, dude. New riddle from Lainey: Producer After Producer He has been sleeping with producer after producer - mostly females, any age, any shape - offering himself in exchange for opportunities. Any opportunities. While it's rather competitive among famewhores in the project he's best known for, it turns out he's the one who's most aggressive, most desperate, most willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead.
Hilarious because it hasn't exactly been working for him until recently, a surprise gig. Still, after so many tries, and other boys on the side in the city, and so many nights with much older lady executives, you'd think he would have gotten further ahead than where he's come to now which isn't all that impressive. Maybe that's why he decided to switch sides. Besides, it suits his true preference anyway. He'll do both, but men are what really make him happy.
So he must not have minded when he laid himself out, twice, for a very high profile male producer with an impressive resume mentoring some huge names, recently, in the hopes of perhaps crossing over, straddling several different portfolios at the same time. If Jennifer Lopez can be multihyphenate, with one of those hyphens being a music career, I suppose it gives others hope they can too, him included. Never mind that there's an over 25 year age gap between them.
Top suspects: Chace Crawford. Posted by duffgrl at PM comments. Labels: Chace Crawford , Lainey. Saturday, May 14, Which celeb is involved in lawsuit? Brought to our attention by Ted and the Awful team, we've learned about a lawsuit filed this week against a celeb. Check it out! Who could it be? So who is it?
On April 1, he lured the person not ID'd as male of female, BTW to his Las Vegas hotel room to watch porn and engage in "mutual oral copulation, mutual self-gratification, rubbing and massaging each other, play-wrestling, licking and unprotected intercourse. We don't want to get too close to this story, but we're dying to find out which international celebrity is being targeted.
Surely it's not Leonardo DiCaprio , who's recently single and has been hitting the party scene extra hard lately? Leo notoriously loves Vegas, and his new film Hoover even had a sneak preview during CinemaCon the official convention of the National Association of Theatre Owners there on an overlapping date.
But somehow, we suspect this is not something that helped lead to his breakup with poor Bar. Also in Vegas a lot would be Elton John , but we simply have to refuse to believe the naughty culprit is the knighted, flamboyant singer. The new father and partner to devoted longtime love David Furnish wouldn't engage in such antics!
So, then, what, about Jeremy Piven , who frequents Vegas clubs and was definitely there a few weeks after the incident occurred, for a Mumford and Sons concert at the Cosmopolitan hotel? Word is Jerm has a thang for kinky sexcapades.
But would we really consider him "an A-list celebrity of substantial fame internationally? So let's then move on to worldwide superstar Tom Cruise , who certainly has the bucks to pony up a payload like that. Not to mention it certainly wouldn't be the first time T.
But the point is, Tom and Katie are hardly debauched Sin City regulars, and besides, Tom sues faster than Scarlett Johansson asks Sean to smooch with her, and everybody knows this, so any loud legal action from somebody trying to get revenge: highly unlikely.
Hmmm, Vegas act and Caesars Palace cash cow Celine Dion is super wealthy and well known worldwide. We knew there had to be more going on than meets the eye with that grandpa hubby of hers! Open marriage? Conservative front for a kinky couple? Who knew? Oh, wait, the suit did say it was a guy, so, never mind. Too bad, it actually would have made us like you better!
But look, like we said, we don't think it's any of the folks mentioned above. So who the hell is it?! Tell us who you think!
After pages and pages of trying to hide the Plantiff's gender, the unlucky clerk wraps by demanding " her claims" go to trial. Clerical error? Or not? In that case, our money is on previous long shot Saucy Bossy and his sometimes-womanizing ways.
And we can't forget Super-Duper Cooper , whose sleazy sexcapades make us want to barf every time. This kind of gross-out garbage is the stuff that made him infamous behind closed doors. Either way, it seems the lying lothario is quickly dishing out the dough to cover his scandalous tracks. Like something this scandalous will just get swept under the carpet. Lawyers may be trying to throw us off this perv's trouble-making track, but we think we've got him nailed.
So who's your best guess? We interrupt this regularly scheduled Blind Vice to weigh in on yesterday's scandalous celebrity lawsuit. We were planning on telling you Shellack Attack has already ditched that dude she was two-timing her much more famous bf with, because the guy was just too plebian, poor Shellack's climbing as fast as she can!
Posted by xine on Thursday, August 03, Wow this blog is educational and entertaining! Irregardless isn't a real word? Who knew? I agree with you about the tv interview business. I've never seen Trent, but have had the misfortune of witnessing Perez speak on my television several times. That guy has a face made for radio, and he is too slow-witted to be amusing in an interview situation.
I wish people would stop this tiring snideness about it not being a real word and check a dictionary once in a while. Its fairly widespread use in speech called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as The most frequently repeated remark about it is that "there is no such word. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose.
Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead. Other than that it might as well be Chinese. The plane might suggest Travolta, except he supposedly flies the planes himself.
So there wouldn't be straight pilots to talk. Is there something wrong with me that I cannot understand a word this guy writes? I get dizzy trying to read it. It's like looking at some sort of optical illusion. Yes indeed, we too use "cookies.
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